Sam @sam@wobscale.social

A person on the Internet opened a GitHub issue that the new version of software "eats babies". Why does anyone think that's an appropriate thing to say?

It never ceases to amaze me how simple code can be once you understand the problem you're solving.

A customer just literally wrote these words to me in an email: "I meant what I said when drunk last year."

Today is the first time I have seen a literal "goto" in Go code.

https://github.com/moby/libnetwork/blob/6e1407704c237b362efe88d8fc72a20dc166968c/controller.go#L759

I have spent all day on video conferencing calls.

3000-word blog post I started writing literally a month ago is all queued up to be published on Monday!

I just had a Zoom call with my dad and my sister. This is very weird.

"Second email, just to move it to the top of your inbox..""

wow, aggressive...

There's a readme in our repository with the subheading "no really" and it might just be my favorite thing in a readme.

Sometimes I think to myself: "Maybe software engineers shouldn't be allowed to use computers." Today is one of those days.

Anytime someone says "I guarantee it", I always ask "Am I going to like the way I look?"

(reads a document someone wrote at work)

Ugh, this word vomit smells really bad.

Sometimes you really just need to complete the thing that's been on your TODO list and keeps getting delayed...

Software that makes it easy to do the wrong thing and hard to do the right thing is my nemesis.

It might be a problem how many times the word "variety" appears in this document so far.

I am having Thoughts about Package Repositories and things are going rapidly downhill.