Sam @sam@wobscale.social

Anytime someone says "I guarantee it", I always ask "Am I going to like the way I look?"

(reads a document someone wrote at work)

Ugh, this word vomit smells really bad.

@iliana "Thank you for holding. We'll be back in a moment to assist you."

Sometimes you really just need to complete the thing that's been on your TODO list and keeps getting delayed...

@iliana This is my life like every day...

@iliana I think it looks more consistent to have it match the body text.

@iliana @Skirmisher I think this would make a lot of sense as a public blog post, and could go on one of the official work blogs (the open source blog would be my pick) as well as posted to your personal one.

Software that makes it easy to do the wrong thing and hard to do the right thing is my nemesis.

It might be a problem how many times the word "variety" appears in this document so far.

I am having Thoughts about Package Repositories and things are going rapidly downhill.

@iliana Yes, I think it would be useful. I'd be interested in helping, too.

I wrote about software for the first time in a few months: https://samuel.karp.dev/blog/2019/11/software-daemons/

@iliana Yep. Not sure if it fits your goal of tiny or not. :)

@iliana Did you look at the one that Firecracker uses for its MMDS?

@iliana I took a very similar picture to this.

@iliana thebus.is/thisbus.is? bus.lol?

The Amazon leadership principal "Disagree and Commit" does not mean "Do what I want because I'm more senior than you."

I'm really tired of having to deal with the missing stair.

No, I can't open file:///C:/users/foo/Downloads/123456.pdf when you send me that link over instant message.