Euan @ek@wobscale.social

I have found a new beefy miracle

Did you hear about the individual who was arrested for illegally using jorts as drugs?

They went to court for a tort jort snort

Only a few days left in the linux factory!
I'm a little scared and reasonably excited to see how this stint of freedom goes.

@quine@chitter.xyz
"fbjszo eef"
"jfszbe eof"

@quine@chitter.xyz
irb > "jeff bezos".chars.permutation.to_a.sample.join
=> "jobef zefs"

how is stealing fonts so hard all i wanted was 8 letters for a dumb meme but now my meme has to use a worse font
my meme has been ruined and the british government switching fonts is to blame

@doof@mastodon.social's packaging is top-notch.

The alternating 'doof' and '&knuckles' put a smile on my face.

Apparently .aero originally reserved all three letter domains for IATA codes, but only a couple hundred airports took them up on it https://www.information.aero/airports_codes_released

For a sense of scale on 'only 227 registered one', there are currently 9161 IATA airport codes

3 million lines of "if err != nil"

If you can't tell, I'm sorting through some old files.

I dig the 4MB js file with broken cache headers, thanks Dockerhub.

This screenshot is stale though, they've since fixed the cache headers and also added .5MB to the js file.

I would like to apologize to other users of wobscale.social; outgoing emails were inoperable for the last several weeks due to a misconfiguration.
The issue has been fixed. All monitoring alarms which did not sound have been fired.

I'm amazed this number is not much bigger.
"Eat my jorts" - Bort Simpson

I wonder what gender the programmer who wrote that "who's a good boy" line was?
Also, Catherine the great... nice

also, "companies are people", alexa style