Euan @ek@wobscale.social

You know how you toot sometimes and it's accidentally a shitpost?
It's called a shoot. like a shart, but federated.
We can shoot further than ever before with the wonder of the fediverse

$ whoami
foo bar

I think making usernames with spaces is a bad idea. My computer is acting funny right now

We'll cross that bridge once we can burn it

install as in gentoo, not as in windows

Spare as in tire, not spare as in undertale
Strike as in bowling, not as in iron

Suddenly loads of hail outta nowhere

What is even wrong with my irc bot
<ek> 2400 seconds
<^> 2.4 kiloseconds
<ek> 2400 seconds as minutes
<^> 6.666666666666668e-19 minutes^3
<ek> 2400 seconds in minutes
<^> 40 minutes

Thank you Google for pushing a notification to my phone that I missed a call in 2015

The loud interrupting dudebro in the sakura-con trope panel did such a good job of ruining it

"Actually it's pronounced 'moh' (with a sexual groan) not moe"

Presenter defines kanedere as a dere who likes money more than the mc: "Oh so like all females"

All his takes were wrong, loud, and unasked for as best I could tell

(I don't really like April fool's day. I'm stopping. Pls send help)

This just in: MongoDB acquires wobscale technologies at their most recent valuation of -$2,300

@iliana@cybre.space can wobscale's April fool's prank be to promise we'll do something next year and then not?

Anyone want some free magic? We have too much free magic over here and it's causing a small fire

Oh no the invasive species limus loco has spread further
https://wobscale.social/media/gYrQeo2M4A0r2BV9fk4

@iliana@witches.town https://youtu.be/cz8Vdzf6q7s looks like hacking custom input into the event loop got them results pretty quickly

Well, this wikipedia article exists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism

Pfff, aliexpress disallows signing up with an email with that has their name as a substring of it.